Merry Christmas everybody!

Cult Pens sent this email to their subscribers on December 24, 2024.

You don't need us to tell you that Christmas is almost here or - depending on where you are in the world - it might already have landed!

So let's step into Christmas with some Winter Wonders - a few bits and pieces at cracking good prices! Unlike 2024, the offers end Monday 30th December.

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And now... it's time for the Christmas song! Not one, but two! This year's apologies go to Messrs. George Michael and Clement Clarke Moore...

Ready? All together now...

Last Christmas you gave me some socks.
They're useful, it's true, but they made me blue.
This year, could I please ask you, dear,
For something that's far more special?

There's no need to go too far,
You won't even need the car.
Just grab the laptop, go to Cult Pens dot com.
It has everything I want, ooh, and then some!

Plenty of pencils, notebooks, lots of pens,
A festival of ink, a host of Lovely Friends,
Fountain pens to die for, and paper too,
And the staff there are just fabulous, a truly friendly crew.

So this Christmas, I'm begging you please,
No pants or ties, they might make me cry.
Just be my friend - bombard me with pens,
And I will feel truly special!

'Twas the night before Christmas and everyone’s ill.
Checked in released and more orders to fill.
Legami erasables are all piled up high,
Desk Sharks and Pandas reach into the sky.
Crackers and pencils, another Toyo Steel,
Next year none of them in the 3 for 2 deal!
The printers aren’t working, in fact they’re broke,
And we don’t want to see another delivery bloke.
5,000 boxes are packed down in the cold
All orders are cleared and now we feel old.
The postie arrives in his van from the hub,
Is that Santa? Close enough. We’re off to the pub.

~ Martin

It just remains for us all at Cult Pens (and our festive furries) to wish our wonderful customers a very Merry Christmas!

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Cult Pens You don't need us to tell you that Christmas is almost here or - depending on where you are in the world - it might already have landed! So let's step into Christmas with some Winter Wonders - a few bits and pieces at cracking good prices! Unlike 2024, the offers end Monday 30th December. Winter Wonders Shop Wonders And now... it's time for the Christmas song! Not one, but two! This year's apologies go to Messrs. George Michael and Clement Clarke Moore... Ready? All together now... Last Christmas you gave me some socks. They're useful, it's true, but they made me blue. This year, could I please ask you, dear, For something that's far more special? There's no need to go too far, You won't even need the car. Just grab the laptop, go to Cult Pens dot com. It has everything I want, ooh, and then some! Plenty of pencils, notebooks, lots of pens, A festival of ink, a host of Lovely Friends, Fountain pens to die for, and paper too, And the staff there are just fabulous, a truly friendly crew. So this Christmas, I'm begging you please, No pants or ties, they might make me cry. Just be my friend - bombard me with pens, And I will feel truly special!'Twas the night before Christmas and everyone’s ill. Checked in released and more orders to fill. Legami erasables are all piled up high, Desk Sharks and Pandas reach into the sky. Crackers and pencils, another Toyo Steel, Next year none of them in the 3 for 2 deal! The printers aren’t working, in fact they’re broke, And we don’t want to see another delivery bloke. 5,000 boxes are packed down in the cold All orders are cleared and now we feel old. The postie arrives in his van from the hub, Is that Santa? Close enough. We’re off to the pub. ~ Martin It just remains for us all at Cult Pens (and our festive furries) to wish our wonderful customers a very Merry Christmas! Staff Christmas[Cult Pens Christmas pets]What's New Coming Soon Special Offers Clearance Tell us your preferences - interests, frequency, all that sort of thing! Human score Trustpilot Stars number of reviews Trustpilot Logo Email not looking quite right? Open in your browser You can Unsubscribe but we'll miss you! https://www.cultpens.com/ Facebook Twitter Instagram Tiktok YouTube Pinterest Custom help@cultpens.com 01884 259856 Cult Pens Unit 8 Millennium Place Tiverton Business Park Tiverton, Devon EX16 6SB

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