Dear Reader,
Oh hi. Alexus here. Happy Saturday. Just catching up after a week of crucial self-care. I’d rather not detail what that entailed, thank you so much!
I logged on this morning thinking I’d have to apologize for the dogs being in charge of last week’s BARK Friday sales. But to be honest, they did an amazing job. Sure, they sent an email nearly every day which some might call “too much,” but then again, when it comes to wine from Provence and emails from dogs — is there ever really too much? (Yes to the former, no to the latter.) And frankly, our sales are through the roof. So to celebrate, we’re bumping the sale from a $12 first box to $7 for your first box of toys and treats.
By the way, this new deal was pitched by Pinky — one of the most powerful 9-lb dogs I’ve ever met — and you don’t say no to Pinky. Trust me. Take the deal.
This team really has been working like dogs. Maybe because they are dogs or maybe because they just care that much? Either way, I’m happy to just go back to bed and let them run with it. Enjoy your $7 first box and see you in 2025. (Well, maybe? Pinky seems to be calling a lot of the shots now, and she didn’t seem all that impressed by my Marketing degree when I casually brought it up out of nowhere. So we’ll see.)
Wake Me Up for the Holiday Party,
Alexus
